Some Random Thoughts and Scientific 'Facts' Courtesy of the Internet

For the past two weeks, I was a single parent.  Believe me, I don't take that responsibility lightly.  God bless you if you are a full-time single parent.  It is a hard job!  John had to be out of town for some training with his job.  It seems that when he's away I find myself spending a bit more time on the old internet than I normally would.  I guess it's because I don't feel any pressure to necessarily keep up with the dishes and laundry if no one is there to check up on me.  (Not that John checks up on the condition of the house, anyway. . .And, he fully admits to living a bachelor lifestyle for the entire two weeks he was away. . . the bachelor lifestyle minus the dating part, of course!!)  For most of the two weeks (minus the two days I spent getting the house back in order), I had a bit of extra time on my hands to explore all the random things I could find on msn.  Let me tell you, I found solid gold, people!

First of all, I learned that attractive people have more girls.  As the mother of two girls and the wife of a hottie, I must say that I totally agree with this study.  Clearly, the scientific world is on point with this cutting edge and important research, lol!  Then, I learned that people who eat donuts and drink coffee are smarter.  I don't drink coffee, but I simply substituted Dr. Pepper for the coffee since it is the caffeine that gives the brain boost.  I definitely can put away some donuts.  So with that logic, not only am I ridiculously attractive, I am also practically a genius! And, by the way, Cora can dispatch donuts very well herself.  I'm filling out her Mensa application as we speak.  I informed John of my genius status, and he told me that it was just the caffeine and sugar high that was giving the participants in the study the edge.  He feels pretty certain that once the effects wear off, we geniuses would just be regular schmoes again.  I think he's just jealous that I'm so smart and attractive!  So in conclusion, I am attractive (hee hee hee), and we should all eat more donuts and drink Dr. Pepper.  You're welcome!