What I Learned Today

1. A 15 pound wienie dog and a 70 pound bruiser of a dog get equally terrified by a swiffer sweep 'n' vac.
2. Large dogs have large, wet noses.  This is only disconcerting if said large dog places said large nose in your slumbering countenance early in the morning.
3. If you dream that Demi Moore is your obstetrician, you will wake up equally frightened and confused - especially if you are awakened by a large, wet dog nose.
4. A two year old can watch the same 30 minute farm animals video an infinite number of times in the same day.  A 32 year old mommy reaches her quotient at about 6 times.
5. If you watch the same farm animals video all afternoon, the songs will become the soundtrack to your brain.
6. If your potty training child escapes the bathroom before she tinkles, she will promptly run into the living room, squat down and take care of business.
7. If said potty training child tinkles in the living room, she will have time to grab her giant purple ball and throw it smack in the middle of lake tee tee while you try to decide whether to first clean the mess or to turn off the bathwater (left running with the expectation that the little tinkler would go from potty to bath, not potty to living room.)
8. A puddle of tee tee and a giant purple ball can make quite a mess when combined.

Now, who says being a mommy is boring??!